Songs:
Beat Girl
Billy Bad Breaks
Burglar
Citadel
Dead Beat Dance
Disco Man
Disguise
Dozen Girls
Eloise
Fun Factory
Help
I Believe The Impossible
I Think I'm Wonderful
Little Miss Disaster
Mine's A Large One, Landlord
Nasty
Nice Cup Of Tea
Nightshift
Rabid (Over You)
Seagulls
Sick Of Being Sick
Some Girls Are Ugly
Sugar and Spite
Suicide
Take That
Teenage Dream
Temptation
The Limit Club
There Ain't No Sanity Clause
Thanks For The Night
Torture Me
Turkey Song
Would You
Year Of the Jackal


Note:
More will be added as time permits
BEAT GIRL
Version: MCA Singles CD
Original Date: January 1986
Original Release: Eloise - 12"

She's nearly always here
Digs all the modern gear
Cool, like a lager beer
Beat Girl

Tries anything for kicks
Lose you with her swinging hips
Mates with her pretty lips
Beat Girl

"That's the Beat girl feeding the coins into the Jukebox,
all white stockings and no make up
Big wheel setting up the coffee pot,
she makes like she's not over concerned
about this extraordinary attention,
keeps giving me the look,
like I'm not supposed to rate this chick high"

Ploughs on the chicken run
Goes but it ain't no fun
Not unless you do the ton
Beat Girl

Drives in an old Sedan
Drives all the way she can
Jives like a crazy man
Beat Girl

"I, I think I was stoned....in fact I was,hahaha"

BILLY BAD BREAKS
Version: Tales From The Damned
Original Date: November 1981
Original Release: Friday The 13th EP

Little by little, I've begun to see
Just why love don't come easily
One step forward and two behind
Waiting for the best chance, just takes time

And they call you
Billy Billy bad bad bad bad breaks
All you ever do is make mistakes
Billy Billy bad bad bad bad breaks
All you ever do is make mistakes

Beyond the realms of fantasy
He can see that it's not to be
We can not be like Howard Hughs
We don't have the choice to choose

And they call you
Billy Billy bad bad bad bad breaks
All you ever do is make mistakes
Billy Billy bad bad bad bad breaks
All you ever do is make mistakes

And they call you
Billy Billy bad bad bad bad breaks
All you ever do is make mistakes
Billy Billy bad bad bad bad breaks
All you ever do is make mistakes

What does the future hold in store
More bad luck at your front door
You take the silver and I'll take the gold
But who's the winner when all is told

And they call you
Billy Billy bad bad bad bad breaks
All you ever do is make mistakes
Billy Billy bad bad bad bad breaks
All you ever do is make mistakes

BURGLAR
Version: Tales From The Damned
Original Date: November 1978
Original Release: Love Song Dodgy Demo - 7"

Here we go now

I'm a villain, I'm a rogue
I'll nick your wallet or garden gnome
I'm a burglar, I'm a cad
An open window, I'm in your home

I'll have your tools or kiddies toys
And I'm not safe, a joy of joys
I'll be the gasman or a toad
I'll have your telly or garden hose

While I'm scoping, in the dark
I'll strap your dog, so he won't bark
I won't disturb, your only dreams
But if you wake up, there's no screams

I'll nick anything removable
From the QE2 to the toilet paper in the houses of parliament
I'll even have the milk off your doorstep
Or the skin off a baby seals back

'Cause I'm a real villain (played backwards)

I'll steal the paper or the milk
Or warn your neighbors or the bill
I'm a stealer, I'm a crook
Read about me in Mich's book

Burglary is a life for me
Burglary is a life for me
People say that crime don't pay
I drink champagne every day

And the good lord said thou shall not steal
There is only one path and that is the straight and narrow
It's a bit too bleeding straight and a bit too narrow for my liking

Ok gov It's a fair cop
Throw on the bracelets
Chink chink oh god I'm nicked

I sentence you to six months...
Take him away

CITADEL
Version: Tales From The Damned
Original Date: November 1981
Original Release: Friday The 13th EP

Band down, arms out, who goes there
We have journeyed far from here
I was a pigeon in Leicester Square

This is daddy, hope you both are well
Please come see me in the citadel

In the streets of many wars
Hear the panzers come and call
You can hear their numbers called

This is daddy, hope you both are well
Please come see me in the citadel

Screaming people fly so fast
You can drive in metal cars
In their worlds of steel and glass

This is daddy, hope you both are well
Please come see me in the citadel

DEAD BEAT DANCE
Original Date: May 1985
Original Release: The Return of the LIving Dead Soundtrack

Dead beat dance
Leave them severed
Dead beat dance
Leave them severed

Aahhhh
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
Life comes to a halt
Here we walk with the funeral box
But the dancing never stops
It never stops

Dead beat dance
Leave them severed
Dead beat dance
Leave them severed

Aahhhh
Out of my brains for the last time
I'm running free and I feel fine
The park shines, though the birds do try to
Take a soul as long as it's not mine
It's not mine

Who knows from whence he came
Who knows where he goes

Dead beat dance
Leave them severed
Dead beat dance
Leave them severed

We know from whence he came
And we know where he goes
He'll make you scream with pain
Unto your death throes
Unto your death throes

Who knows from whence he came
and who knows where he goes
Doctor death
Doctor death

(Who knows)
Dead beat dance
Doctor death heaven
Dead beat dance
Doctor death's in heaven

DISCO MAN
Version: The Light At The End Of The Tunnel
Original Date: November 1981
Original Release: Friday The 13th EP

Take my hand, disco man
Are you just a one night stand
Have some fun, jump the gun
But what's left when it's all done

But who are you taking for a ride, disco man
Better to run or else to hide discoman, disco man

Tall and neat, watch his feet
Got the jist he's all complete
Understand disco man's
Headed for the garbage can

Have you just crossed a bridge too far, disco man
Jump in a cab and steal a car, the worst in the land
Disco man, a one night stand, disco man
I can't understand, discoman

What are you doing
Your life's in a ruin
You're out of our head
You oughta be dead

Down the stairs, no one cares
He who wins is he who dares
Rock 'n Soul, lose control
Just forget you're on the dole

But who are you taking for a ride, disco man
Better to run or else to hide, worst in the land
Disco man, a one night stand, disco man
I can't understand, disco man

Are you ready...disco man
Are you ready...disco man
(repeats)

DISGUISE
Version: Damned But Not Forgotten
Original Date: November 1982
Original Release: Generals - 7"

Ah, cosmic

Who is the person that everyone knows
She seems to live her life so naturally
An angel in the guise of something else
What lies behind those eyes in mystery

A wealth of secrets
A light in a dream
I'd like to know what they mean

A haunted voice from a ghost like face
I hope and pray that it won't end
The light is fading you're not the one in your eyes
The others follow in your disguise

A wealth of secrets
A light in a dream
I'd like to know what they mean

A wealth of secrets
A light in a dream
I'd like to know what they mean

Who is the person that everyone knows
She seems to live her life so naturally
An angel in the guise of something else
What lies behind those eyes in mystery

A wealth of secrets
A light in a dream
I think I know what they mean

A wealth of secrets
A light in a dream
I think I know what they mean

A wealth of secrets
A light in a dream
I think I know what they mean

DOZEN GIRLS
Version: Dozen Girls - 7"
Original Date: September 1982

Alright

Won't you tell me the reason why
He goes out almost every night
He never goes too far, he's always
The one who's got it right

He's got charm
He's got style
He's got a dozen girls
Tell me why
I don't know why
He's got a dozen girls

Now he's always the one with all the hooks
When it comes to making it with you
Now I would be there in his place if only
I knew what it is I had to do

Tell me why
He's got style
He's got a dozen girls
Tell me why
I don't know why
He's got a dozen girls

Tell me why
He's got style
He's got a dozen girls
Tell me why
He's got style
He's got a dozen girls

Sarah, Cathy and Bernice
Jackie, Helen and Denise
Linda, Tracy and Eileen
Tammy, Judy and Christine
He's got style
He's got a dozen girls

ELOISE
Version: Light At The End Of The Tunnel
Original Date: January 1986
Original Release: Eloise - 7"

Every night I'm there
I'm always there
She knows I'm there and heaven knows
I hope she goes
Eloise
I find it hard to realize
That love was in her eyes
It's dying now
She knows I'm crying now

And every night I'm there
I break my heart to please
Eloise
Eloise

You know I'm on my knees yeah
I said please
You're all I want so hear my prayer
My prayer

My Eloise is like the stars that please the night
The sun that makes the day
That lights the way
Eloise
And when that star goes by
I'll hold it in my hands and cry
Her love was mine
You know my sun will shine

And every night I'm there
I break my heart to please
Eloise
Eloise

You're all I want you've got to hear my prayer
My prayer

My Eloise I'd love to please her
I'd like to care but she's not there
And when I find you
I'd be so kind you'd want to stay
I know you'd stay

And as the days grow old
The nights grow cold
I wanna hold her near to me
You know she's dear to me
And only time will tell
And take away this lonely hell
I'm on my knees, to my Eloise

And every night I'm there
I break my heart to please
Eloise
My Eloise

You are my life so hear my prayer
You are the prize I know you're there
I know you're there
You're all I want you got to hear my prayer
Yeah yeah yeah
You're all I need but you're not there
Oh no you're not there
No no no no
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
My Eloise
Oh I got to please her
My Eloise
Oh my Eloise
Come back to me
I said no no no no
My Eloise

FUN FACTORY
Version: Born To Kill
Original Date: January 1991
Original Release: Fun Factory - 7"

Alright

Won't you take me on a video nightmare yeah
The pictures they will play
Hey hey hey
It's OK
We can play
Fun factory

'Cause I have been to hell and I've been back
All in the period of one day
Hey hey hey
It's OK
We can play
Fun factory

I kneel before the one-eyed monster
That keeps us both alive
It's so fine it's sublime
Just take me to the fun factory
Life is here and all that conjures
Just grin and turn the dial
Well it's me it's obscene
The screen lets on the fun factory

So let me take you to a place that knows me yeah
A place I'm sure you've seen
Hey hey hey
It's OK
We can play
Fun factory

The talk is cheap you know the guns are roaring now
I'm snoring no not asleep
Hey hey hey
It's OK
We can play
Fun factory

I kneel before the one-eyed monster
That keeps us both alive
It's so fine it's sublime
Just take me to the fun factory
Life is here and all that conjures
Just grin and turn the dial
Well it's me it's obscene
The screen lets on the fun factory

I'm losing my mind
It's wonder in my eyes
They're wasting my time
Endure the way
Take it away

I kneel before the one-eyed monster
That keeps us both alive
It's so fine it's sublime
Just take me to the fun factory
Life is here and all that conjures
Just grin and turn the dial
Well it's me it's obscene
The screen lets on the fun factory

HELP Version: Light At The End of the Tunnel
Original Date: October 1976
Original Release: New Rose - 7"

When I was younger, oh much younger than today
Never needed anybody's help in any way
But now those days have changed, I'm not so well secure
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors

Help me if you can I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you coming 'round
Help me if you can I'm feeling down
Won't you please help me

And now those days have changed in oh so many ways
My independence seems to vanish in the haze
But every now and then I feel so insecure
Feel like I need you like I never needed before

Help me if you can I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you coming 'round
Help me get my feet back on the ground
Won't you please help me

Help me if you can I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you coming round
Help me get my feet back on the ground
Won't you please help me

I BELIEVE THE IMPOSSIBLE
Version: Tales From The Damned
Original Date: September 1980
Original Release: The History of the World Part 1 - 7"

Someday don't you know we're gonna win
'Cause we are the heroes, won't give in
Honor don't you know's a state of mind
And if you can't see that you must be blind

Tell the truth deceive my ears
Warn me of my darkest fears
Can we walk on the sun
Hanging judge had his fun

I believe the impossible
Can come come true
If we want it to

I believe the impossible
Can come come true
If we want it to

Ever wondered what it would be like
No more workers, they don't have to strike
No more junkies out there on the streets
No more politicians lying through their teeth

See the axe man get it back
No more stranglers dressed in black
No more villains have to rob
All the kids can get a job, oh yeah

I believe the impossible
Can come come true
If we want it to
(repeats)

I THINK I'M WONDERFUL
Version: Damned But Not Forgotten
Original Date: June 1982
Original Release: Lovely Money - 7"

Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I dress
They say I look out of place
And my taste is a mess
And there ain't
No point in trying
'Cause I know what they're dying to do
Some stupid opinions on the way that I am
They can look at me and I don't give a damn, damn, damn
They got no sense of humour
They only spread the rumor
They say I'm just misguided
I don't agree

I think I'm wonderful
I think I'm wonderful

Sometimes I have a couple, over the eight
When I go over the top
Get in a hell of a state
And there ain't
No point in trying
'Cause I know what they're dying to do
Some stupid opinions on the way I behave
You say I'm crazy but you can't look away
It's just a noise they're making
Whose got the time to take it
They think I'm nothing special
I don't agree

I think I'm wonderful
I think I'm wonderful
I think I'm wonderful
I think I'm wonderful

The one mistreated
I won't be beaten
I can't be beaten now
And I'm mistrusted
I won't be busted
They call me bastard yeah

I think I'm wonderful
I think I'm wonderful
I think I'm wonderful
I think I'm wonderful

Hey, hey, hey, hey...
I know I'm wonderful
I know I'm wonderful
I get up in the morning, kiss the mirror
Hello gorgeous
Hey baby, you wanna have a good time?
Alright

LITTLE MISS DISASTER
Original Date: December 2005
Original Release: Little Miss Disaster CD Single

See that girl, watch her fall
Another drunken barroom brawl
Oh no, get the sticking plaster

Loves to love, gets abused
Goes for rogues and ends up bruised
Get out, have no lord or master

Oh, Little Miss Disaster
Oh, living so much faster
Oh, Little Miss Disaster

The pressure's on, it's getting tough
Self esteem's not enough
Oh don't, you end up as a martyr

She knows she has the right to choose
Some to win and some to lose
But hey, she is so much smarter

Oh, Little Miss Disaster
Oh, living so much faster
Oh, Little Miss Disaster

Miss just like her hair
Well its all chaos and spikes
Just one thing is certain
She does just what she likes
And she don't care

Just stand clear and you will see
A tantrum speciality
She can, fill the room with laughter

Party-time, social whirl
Could it be this special girl lives on
happy ever after?

Oh, Little Miss Disaster
Oh, living so much faster
Oh, Little Miss Disaster

Oh, Little Miss Disaster
Oh, living so much faster
Oh, Little Miss Disaster

MINE'S A LARGE ONE, LANDLORD
Original Date: September 1982
Original Release: Dozen Girls - 7"

Instrumental

NASTY
Version: The Light At The End Of The Tunnel
Original Date: May 1984
Original Release: Thanks For The Night - 7"

Catch the tide at the flood
My TV screen is seeped in blood
My walls, my floors are red too
The night is coming after you

The cry of the innocent, the screams of pain
He's coming for you again and again
There's no escape, there's no way out

Catch catch the horror taxi
I fell in love with the video nasty
Catch catch the horror train
Freeze frame gonna drive you insane

The axe is sharp and the blade is keen
Creature feature spirits crawl the screen
Shadows fall in all this gloom
You're not so safe in the safety of your room

All I want is to make a killing
To driller killer might be really thrilling
Why are my victims so unwilling
You can be sure that you won't see me
Careful with that axe you meany

Catch catch the horror taxi
I fell in love with the video nasty
Catch catch the horror train
Freeze frame going to drive you insane

Catch catch the horror taxi
I fell in love with the video nasty
Catch catch the horror train
Freeze frame going to drive you insane

Catch catch the horror taxi
I fell in love with the video nasty
Catch catch the horror train

NICE CUP OF TEA
Version: Damned But Not Forgotten
Original Date: January 1986
Original Release: Damned But Not Forgotten LP

When I awoke this morning there was light all around the place
Get to the bathroom mirror can that sight really be my face
Go downstairs, the sunshine glares across the welcome mat
Slippers on must get along to where the action's at

And so the day breaks over motley cat and me
I read the Sunday paper and have a nice cup of tea

And so into the kitchen wondering, what I did last night
And open up the corn flakes that they says nutra sheds delight
Rummage in the sink to find a plate, it's almost clean
I think this is the worst state that the kitchen's ever been

And so the day breaks over motley cat and me
I read the Sunday paper and have a nice cup of tea

There's nothing wrong
And the kettle's on
I think I'll have a cup of tea
And it's OK
It's a lovely day
A lovely day for motley cat and me
NIGHTSHIFT
Version: MCA Singles CD
Original Date: June 1985
Original Release: The Shadow of Love - 7"

On the nightshift
Yeah he goes into town
The nightshift
No longer around
On the nightshift
Well he sleeps in the day
Whispering neighbors grow tired this way yeah
On the nightshift

On the nightshift
Through a child's eyes
The nightshift
Well you turn out the skies
On the nightshift
Well there's something strange
About a father never seen in the day yeah
Oh on the Nightshift

And now
Older and wiser
Hanging on to the eternal rewards
The family too distant just carried on
And I'm moving towards
Towards the nightshift
Yeah the nightshift

Well I know it's sick and maybe it's true
Sweetest smile has someplace too
The nightshift
The nightshift
The nightshift yeah
The nightshift
The nightshift
The nightshift
The nightshift
The nightshift
The night

RABID (OVER YOU)
Version: Machine Gun Etiquette CD
Original Date: July 1980
Original Release: White Rabbit - 7"

I read about a bug eyed monster
Taking London at a storm
I heard about a blue eyed heroine
Screaming out for help
I held my breath as tentacles
Came through the cabin door
And slimy forces slipped across
A trail of sticky gore

I was just a hero of the human race
But monsters keep on trying
To take control of space

I heard about a great new movie
That took the world by storm
People said the effects were groovy
The plot was much the norm
The goddess was whiter than white
The villains mostly dark
The hero was enlightened by light
Dogs began to bark

I was just a hero of the human race
But monsters keep on trying
To take control of space

You treat me like a dog
Give me a bone to chew
Frothing at the mouth
Frothing all over you
Yeah I've bitten over you
I'm kind of rabid over you
I'm kind of rabid over you

Your daddy's got a gun
He's gonna put me down
Compliments of public health
Quarantineage town
I've been bitten over you
I'm kind of rabid over you
I'm kind of rabid over you

Rabid
Rabid
Rabid

I can't stand the rain...rabid
Water on the brain...rabid
I'm kind of rabid over you
I just gotta hide...rabid
Oh I wanna bite...rabid
I'm kind of rabid over you

I can't stand the rain...rabid
Water on the brain...rabid
I'm kind of rabid over you
We just gotta hide...rabid
I wanna bite...rabid
I'm kind of rabid over you

SEAGULLS
Original Date: March 1983
Original Release: White Rabbit - 7"

Instrumental

SICK OF BEING SICK
Version: Music For Pleasure CD
Original Date: July 1977
Original Release: Stretcher Case Baby - 7"

It's been long time since I stepped outside
Party's only just begun
Takes more than a dream to make me want to scream well
Gonna have me some fun
No way out of this city full of doubt it makes
Living seem like a sin
I'd better kick some ass
Get out real fast
Or I might as well give in

Sick of being sick
Sick of being sick
Sick of being sick
Sick of being sick

Been a long time since I stepped outside
Party's only just begun
Takes more than a dream to make me want to scream well
Gonna have me some fun
No way out of this city full of doubt it makes
Living seem like a sin
I'd better kick some ass
Get out real fast
Or I might as well give in

Sick of being sick
Sick of being sick
Sick of being sick
Sick of being sick

Sick of being sick
Sick of being sick
Sick of being sick
Sick of being sick

SOME GIRLS ARE UGLY
Version: Damned But Not Forgotten
Original Date: January 1986
Original Release: Damned But Not Forgotten LP

He's got his medal
And silver chain
He's got to turn on
His dancing brain
His shirt's unbuttoned
He looks a fool
The women love him
At least he thinks they do

So fat he seems to find another discotheque
He's ugly but what the heck
Some girls are ugly too
At last the noise and lights around his throbbing head
Let's dance is what he said
It made her spew

His days are numbered
His nights are long
He won't consider
He's done no wrong
The happy dancers
Watch their bodies move
The women assemble
Around the DJ's booth

So fat he seems to find another discotheque
He's ugly but what the heck
Some girls are ugly too
At last the noise and lights around his throbbing head
Let's dance is what he said
It made her spew

Some girls are ugly too
Some girls are ugly too
Some girls are ugly too
Some girls are ugly too

Some girls are ugly too
Some girls are ugly too

SUGAR AND SPITE
Original Date: September 1980
Original Release: The History of the World Part 1 - 7"

Instrumental

SUICIDE
Version: Machine Gun Etiquette CD
Original Date: April 1979
Original Release: Love Song - 7"

There's too much confusion for a young man to take
Look at my eyes that ain't easy to fake
I've got no spirit left to break
I'll slash my wrists ain't no mistake

Help me
Oh help me
Help me
Oh help me

Suicide, suicide, it's happening again
Suicide, suicide, I'm losing my brain
Suicide, suicide, what can I do
I'm gonna kill myself because of you

I've lost track of logical thinking
I'm sitting in a room not even blinking
Into the darkness I am sinking
About to hear the angels singing

Help me
Oh help me
Help me
Oh help me

Suicide, suicide, it's happening again
Suicide, suicide, I'm losing my brain
Suicide, suicide, what can I do
I'm gonna kill myself because of you

My mind's going round faster and faster
The scripts been read and there's no disaster
I was in with a chance but I'm a bastard
I'm lying awake in a hospital plaster

Help me
Oh help me
Help me
Oh help me

Suicide, suicide, it's happening again
Suicide, suicide, I'm losing my brain
Suicide, suicide, what can I do
I'm gonna kill myself because of you

TAKE THAT
Version: Damned But Not Forgotten
Original Date: September 1982
Original Release: Dozen Girls - 7"

Well I'm just a poor guy
Been thrown out on the street
My hair's a mess and my clothes
Well they sure ain't neat
Yeah listen to my warning
Yeah listen to me now

Those short changed mean people
You're feeble and fat
I'm rugged and handsome
So big nose take that
Take that

I'm standing at the bus stop
In the bleeding rain
Waiting for the 68
It's sodding late again, huh
Don't think I'm gonna get there
Gonna make it on my own
Some thing may happen
I'm gonna take your throne
Yeah listen to my warning
Yeah listen to me now

Those short changed mean people
You're feeble and fat
I'm rugged and handsome
So big nose take that
Take that

I'm gonna take your throne
I'm gonna take your throne
I'm gonna take your throne
I'm gonna take your throne
La la la la la la la la ohh
La la la la la la la la ohh

TEENAGE DREAM (LIVE)
Version: Tales From The Damned
Original Date: October 1982
Original Release: Lively Arts - 7"

Standing around trying to get her somewhere
What ya gonna do
Tried and I can't speak
Gets you nowhere
Looking for a scheme

Ahh, teenage dream
Ahh, teenage dream
Lookin' for another, teenage dream
Lookin' for another, teenage dream
Well I'm lookin' for another, teenage dream
Well I'm lookin' for another, teenage dream

Stranger things have happened
Stranger things than this
What makes you feel so bad
Stuck in the city
Hiding in the trash well feels like
I've been had

Ahh, teenage dream
Ahh, teenage dream
Lookin' for another, teenage dream
Well I'm lookin' for another, teenage dream
Lookin' for another, teenage dream
Well I'm lookin' for another, teenage dream

Lookin' for another, teenage dream
Lookin' for another, teenage dream
Well I'm lookin' for another, teenage dream
Lookin' for another, teenage dream
I said teenage teenage teenage dream
Teenage teenage teenage dream (repeats)

TEMPTATION
Version: MCA Singles
Original Date: January 1986
Original Release: Eloise - 7"

Her love is like a haunted house
Ghosts behind every door
Along it's corridors the shadows race
To embrace me and hold me ever more

Her body burns with ectoplasmic fire
Turning this house to a shrine of desire
Like a dream, again and again
Until everything is consumed by the flames

Out of control
Stealing my soul
Wanting nothing more than a burning kiss
Wanting nothing more than a burning kiss
A burning kiss

Her love is like a haunted house
Ghosts behind every door
Along it's corridors the shadows race
To embrace me and hold me ever more

Out of control
Stealing my soul
Wanting nothing more than a burning kiss
Never wanted more then one burning kiss

Can take you away like a river of sadness
It can be a path that leads to madness
It can be as sweet as you please
It can keep you on your knees
As it whispers in your ears
Soft and low
Let's go, let's go, let's go
Let's go

THE LIMIT CLUB
Version: Tales From The Damned
Original Date: November 1981
Original Release: Friday The 13th EP

I had a dream or was it true
I saw the sun set low on you
In a blood red sun's final rays
We laughed at that subtle shadow play

Into the world we started to run
Like bullets from a gun
With passion and desire
Like two burning balls of fire

And there is surely nothing else
The guys and girls that keep on laughing
Laughing (repeats)

If fools wanna dance let the music play
So much unsung, so much to say
Like velvet claws the night unfolds
Its secret bare, its story told

I had a friend, heaven and hell
His life was short, he lived it well
The limit's here, the time is now
A life to lead you bet and how

And there is surely nothing else
The guys and girls that keep on laughing
Laughing (repeats)

And I don't want no feeling blue
'Cause I've been laughing too

And I don't want no feeling blue
'Cause I've been laughing too
And so could you

THERE AIN'T NO SANITY CLAUSE
Version: Tales From The Damned
Original Date: November 1980
Original Release: There Ain't No Sanity Clause - 7"

Rabies got the scabies now he's down on all fours
Hasn't helped his drumming, changing hands for paws
Afraid he's quarantined, means no more foreign tours
Ah ha, there ain't no sanity clause

Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause
Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause
Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause
Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause

Vanian had a visit from a guy named Drac
Says he's from the blood bank wants his ten pints back
Singer's rather sickly, when it rains it pours
Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause

Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause
Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause
Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause
Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause

Did you expect that I would believe
The tale you told last Christmas Eve
About the man
That man is fat and round
Delivers gifts without a sound

Here comes uncle Nick
Let's give him some stick
Here comes uncle Nick
Let's give him some stick

Captain's out of order 'cause he thinks he's Jaws
Biting lady punters on the Norfolk Broads
Paul plays the bass he's just debased that's all
Oh no, there ain't no sanity clause

There ain't no sanity clause

THANKS FOR THE NIGHT
Version: The Light At The End Of The Tunnel
Original Date: May 1984
Original Release: Thanks For The Night - 7"

Well thanks for the night
The swag and a lovely affray
Thanks for the night
You give and we take it away

It was a smash and grab conflab
An all night show and we weren't nabbed
A thrill for one and all, a ball
Join us or be a fool
Thanks for the night

Well I know a place
Where we can have fun tonight
Yeah I know a place
Where we can be one tonight

Old Bill & Ben and all his friends will be there
Standing in a row
The News At Ten and ITN will be there
Don't be slow

The fires ignite
All down the road
The scene explodes and I say
It's been alright
Thanks for the night
A fine affair
The narks are there
And we don't care 'cause I say
It's been alright
Thanks for the night

The fires ignite
All down the road
The scene explodes and I say
It's been alright
Thanks for the night
A fine affair
The narks are there
And we don't care 'cause I say
It's been alright
Thanks for the night

The fires ignite
All down the road
The scene explodes and I say
It's been alright
Thanks for the night

A fine affair
The narks are there
And we don't care 'cause I say
It's been alright
Thanks for the night

TORTURE ME
Version: Damned But Not Forgotten
Original Date: September 1982
Original Release: Dozen Girls - 7"

Torture me
I'm just an animal you see
On the slap for your lap
Not upset
You know pets don't really feel

Torture me
Why don't you carve my body up
Throw me into a pot
Make it hot
And you'll have a lovely meal

Torture me
'Cause you're the beauty I'm the beast
For your feast
Weddings, barmitzvah and all

Torture me
Take my skin eat my flesh
'Cause it's fresh
Boil or roast it'll be a ball

And if I can suffer more
And if I can suffer more
I'll improve your life for sure

And if I can suffer more
And if I can suffer more
And if I whimper just ignore me

TURKEY SONG
Version: Tales From The Damned
Original Date: November 1979
Original Release: I Just Can't Be Happy Today - 7"

There's a turkey in your house, get him out
Get the turkey out
Get him out of the house
Get him out

There's a turkey in the house, get him out
Get the turkey out
Get him out of the house
Get him out

Get turkey out of the house
Get turkey out of the house, get him out
Get the turkey out, get him out

There's a rhino in the room, get him out
Get him out of the room
Get the rhino out
Get him out

There's a rhino in the room, get him out
Get him out of the room
Get the rhino out
Get him out

Get rhino out of the room
Get rhino out of the room, get him out
Get the rhino out get him out

Get turkey out of the house
Get turkey out of the house, get him out
Get the turkey out, get him out
Get that turkey out

WOULD YOU
Version: MCA Singles CD
Original Date: May 1985
Original Release: The Shadow of Love - 12"

Would you love me
If I had three eyes
If I had no hair
Would I need a disguise

Oh if we woke up
And I'd been sick in a bucket
Would you empty it
While I snored

If the answers yes
Then my prayers ain't been ignored

Would you love me
If I had a wooden leg
Would you care if the neighbors laughed
And called me Peggy
Would you put out the bar-b-que
If my teeth all came out too

If the answers yes
Then my prayers ain't been ignored

Darling where were you
When I lay on my sick bed
When I needed a doctor
You sent a vet instead
Well I know you're just a farmer-boy
But that's really no excuse
So pass me my spanner 'cause
My leg irons just came loose

YEAR OF THE JACKAL
Original Date: November 1986
Original Release: Anything - 7"

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